Doctor: Why did you used to take antibiotics before the scheduled time?
Patient: Well, I thought surprising the bacteria with antibiotics before the schedule would be their nightmare.
Doctor: I see. You are talented.
Patient: Doctor, please give me some advice for deducting my weight. I am getting heavier day by day.
Doctor: Okay. Eat half a plate of rice in the morning, half a plate of rice at noon, and two pieces of bread at night. This should make you slim within six months.
Patient: Oh, that’s great! So, actually, when should I eat them? Before a meal or after a meal?